FromAshesToDirt

~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~ From Ashes To Dirt ~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~

IN A WORLD | \|/ _____ / \ / \ | | \ / \____/ filled with HATE

filled with anger !! _____ / \ | ~ @ | !!!! | @ | !!! | | | #@#!!> | !! \______/ ;o

/\ /\ \/ 0== - - - \/ |--[] -|- | | /\ /\ filled with VIOLENCE

there e x i s t s o n e m a n

______ / \ | | |------- | | | | | | | HERO

(not this guy) _________ / \ / === ~~\ / -- O \ | | | | | w | | |

but someone who had what it takes __ (??) | (takes) |----c |

SOMEONE Σ 1

who was about to change ~|~|~|~|~||~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~||~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~| EVERYTHING

he needs no introduction _________ / / \ / / \ / / \ | / | | introd/uction | | / | \ / / \/ / \_______/

| | $______|__________$ YOU know his name $_________________$ | | | |

?? ? _______ ? | | ?? | | | story | ???? | | ? | | | | ? |_______| ?? ?? ??? but not his story

thats why he has a story THIS STORY YOURE HOLDING NOW

O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O Oh? O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

so you don't know his name either? *?* | ____|____ / \ / O o \ / \ / 3 \ / \

that says alot about you reader

but none the less import dirt def main(the): if none < the: print('gulch')

i'll tell you his name i'll tell you his journey you'll hear his triumphs ___ / | _________/ | ~ ~ C________ | | | \ | ~ ~ | | \__| (trumpet)

_________ / \ / \ / ☹ ☹ \ | | | | -| ☹ |--- | | | | and his failures

and it alll starts now _$_$_$_ |o o| | <> | --|-----|--- |_____| | |

dort....? ____(@)_____ / \ | | | () | \___________/ | | wake up dort youre scaring me

hoowuh huh yiorM mum mm mmmm zzzzz zzzzz ____~~d~~~____ ______________ | z | | z | (_____3____) honk shoo honk sho

DORT _______(@)____ / \ | <##> | | @#$% | \_____________/ | | DORT DORT DORT

HUH im UP WHAT IS IT SCHMUTZ>>>??? ____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | @ @ | | | (_____○________) how dare u wake me mid slumber

this is serious dort we need to talk like now _______(@)____ / \ | ~o~ ~o~ | | |-----| | \_____________/ | |

kerdam is after us dont you remember ________(@)______ / \ | = == | | <> | \_________________/ we dont have time to dilly dally, we've got to dip asap. if kerdam catches up to us its over

____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | Q [] | | ------ | (______________) you think im afraid of kerdam? i dont give one sorry hoot about him i did what i did, coming with me was your choice

trust me, kerdam is all gloat and no boat. now dont wake me again unless its serious ____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | v v | | )-( | (______________)

_______(@)____ / \ | ~o~ ~o~ | | |-----| | \_____________/ | |

dort you fucked his wife and stole the power stone. him and all of his evil villainous goonz are pissed. they got enuff gloat to sink our boat for good _______(@)____ / ~~~ ___ \ | o o | | |-----| | \_____________/ | |

____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | O -- | | \_______ | (______________) whats he gonna do? drag the entirity of sqrp after us? him and his feeble nation cant so much as bake a tray. trust me. were fine

and now that I have the power stone i feel my dort levels increasing by the minute. ____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | $$$ $$$ | | o | (______________) | |---ø |

____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | O o | | \___/ | (______________) but since youre so scared we can get a move on. weve got a long walk to the princess anyways

*twig snaps* \ \ \__ \ !!!!! \____

_______(@)____ / \ | OOO!!! !! OOOO | | [[[]]] | \_____________/ | | !! !! !!! ____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | o o | | >?< | (_____________)

welllll wellllll welllllllll lookitwhowehavehere a little speck of dort __O--__OO O from da \ ( bushes )

🌧🔥 remember me _|__ dort? | | for it is i, | ~~~| kerdam | 3 | |____| | | / im here --|--- for my / | stone back | | |

🌧🔥 ______|_______ < >>> >> > | | | ~~~ | | //\\ | |_____________| and for revenge

____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | !!!! o | | x-o----x | (_____________) youll get the stone over my dort body kerdam

🌧🔥 ______|_______ < >@@@ @@@> > | | | ~~~ | | <<<@#$>>>> | |_____________| | THATS IT | |---🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 | GO | FIREBALL |

____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | P P | | o | (_____________) *woosh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 _______(@)____ / \ | !!!!!OO!!! !!OOOO!! | | [[[===]]] | \_____________/ | |

close one aye shmutz? ____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | 🪓 🪓 | | \_________ | | | (_____________) hey kerdam catch this

____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | 🔱 - | | O | | | (_____________) | | _____ | | ____| o o |__| |> | |_| | | pew pew |

~~o ~~~o eeeerrrweeew

YEOWCH 🌧🔥 ______|_______ < @#$! x@*! > | ~~ | | _______ | | |_______| | |_____________| | ⚡ ▒ | ⛄ ☠----|----☠▒⛄ ▒⛄ | ⚡⚡ |

🌧🔥 ______|_______ < ☹ ☹ > | ~~~ | | _______ | | |XXXXXX|| | |_____________| | ✘ | ow my hands |__|___✘my beautiful | hands!!! | u monster u blew them 2 to shreds

____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | O O | | | o | | | \_______/ | (_____________) youre welcome kerdam. now maybe youll be better at rock paper scissors

alright shmutz lets roll ____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ |____________ | | (__) (__) | | | | 3 | (_____________)

_______(@)____ / \ | ◇ ◇| | <---> | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \_____________/ u got it boss. il have us outta here in no tim

_______(@)____ / \ | ◇ ◇| | w | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \_____________/ quick dort get in

_______(@)____ / \ | ◇ ◇| | w | | | | | | | | --d-- | | ------- | | |o o| | | |_3_| | | | \_____________/ ok im rdy shmutz!

_____(@)__ / \ | | |◇ ◇| | w | △ | | △ ⧈=| |=⧈ 🔥 | | 🔥 🔥 | --d-- | 🔥 🔥 | ------- | 🔥 | |o o| | | |_3_| | | | \_________/

/ \ | | |◇ ◇| | w | △ | | △ ⧈=| |=⧈ 🔥 | | 🔥 🔥 | --d-- | 🔥 🔥 | ------- | 🔥 | |o o| | | |_3_| | | | \_________/

| | |◇ ◇| | w | △ | | △ ⧈=| |=⧈ 🔥 | | 🔥 🔥 | --d-- | 🔥 🔥 | ------- | 🔥 | |o o| | | |_3_| | | | \_________/

|◇ ◇| | w | △ | | △ ⧈=| |=⧈ 🔥 | | 🔥 🔥 | --d-- | 🔥 🔥 | ------- | 🔥 | |o o| | | |_3_| | | | \_________/

| w | △ | | △ ⧈=| |=⧈ 🔥 | | 🔥 🔥 | --d-- | 🔥 🔥 | ------- | 🔥 | |o o| | | |_3_| | | | \_________/

△ | | △ ⧈=| |=⧈ 🔥 | | 🔥 🔥 | --d-- | 🔥 🔥 | ------- | 🔥 | |o o| | | |_3_| | | | \_________/

⧈=| |=⧈ 🔥 | | 🔥 🔥 | --d-- | 🔥 🔥 | ------- | 🔥 | |o o| | | |_O_| | | | \_________/ i hope you remember this kerdam

🔥 | | 🔥 🔥 | --d-- | 🔥 🔥 | ------- | 🔥 | |o o| | | |_O_| | | | \_________/ dont mess with dort

🌧🔥 ______|_______ < ⭐ ⭐ > | ~~~ | | | | <<<@#@#>> | |_____________| this wont be the last you see of me dort. il be back for my stone...

🌧🔥 ________|__________ ☠ ☠ ~~~~~~~ [] ___________________ and for revenge

🔥 | --d-- | 🔥 🔥 | ------- | 🔥 | |o o| | | |_O_| | | | \_________/

🔥 | ------- | 🔥 | |o o| | | |_O_| | | | \_________/

| |o o| | | |_O_| | | | \_________/

| |_O_| | | | \_________/

| | \_________/

\_________/

NEXT TIME ON from ashes to dirt

princess! i am so happy to see you! please we need to-- ____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | O O | | | o | | | \_______/ | (_____________)

? ? ?... ____~~~~d~~~~~~_____________________ | ~ __ | | O o | | | | 3 | (_____________)

princess why don't you have any hands...?

(👁ˋ _ ˊ 👁) thanks for reading! -moomoofrogguy (👁ˋ _ ˊ 👁)